Funny Jacob Story

Jax was in the tub and didnt seem to know many of the colors and Jacob came popping back in and said this thing was blue and that was black - then I said no what color is it ...
he said orange -- I said well its more like yellow ... he said ok ... then the next thing was green ...
and I point to the facet and Jacob says gray -- I said well I would call it silver, then jax points to the handle on the faucet and jacob gets a concerned look on his face ...
I said we will call that clear color ....
then I point at his tummy and ask what color that is... Jacob says "ummm white HAHAHA I am really really white... "
Then I had been out working in the sun and my skin was a bit pink (or maybe down right red) so I point to my arm and ask what color I am ... Jacob says "ummm hairy your real hairy"
... I was cracking up...